Monday, 4 January 2010

PR-ctic Conditions Not Appreciated

So whilst I thought I'd tear into the new working year today breaking the resolutions outlined below, the day didn't quite pan out as planned.

I woke up chronically late even for me, threw on a belting charcoal pinstripe Crombie suit (always the simplest wardrobe choice when in a hurry) and then took on the Siberian conditions and a TfL nightmare on my tube line. I lasted all of 3 hours in the office with my man flu before chucking in the towel and informing Trophy_Wife I'd be working from home for the rest of day. I am now slightly regretting donning that Crombie with
80 quid's worth of matching Crombie tie, as when disappearing for the afternoon in such a manner, I might as well have set my Out of Office to 'At a job interview'. Whoops.

The time at home has however left me to reflect on 3 key reasons to be cheerful in 2010:
  • By June we'll have a Tory government in power
  • The World Cup begins in June
  • By June, I'll definitely have a new job/have been fired and skulked off abroad
Conclusion: Life will be greatly improved in just 6 short months.